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Miss Singapore Universe 2006
Oh wow, Carol Cheong won. No surprise there actually since the results are already decided when the top twenty have been chosen, or so I heard. The Miss Singapore Universe beauty pageant 2006 wasn’t as nice as I anticipated it to be.
On our way to Caldecott, my bitch of a father started going into a fucking bitch fit when my brother called to say that there may not be space left in the studio. Yes, it is natural to throw a bitch fit in light of such circumstances, but he, being the bastard that he is, blamed my mother. Like what the fuck. He was shouting and hollering away about how it was her fault because she didn’t see that it was on a first come first serve basis written on the ticket and how that it was her fault for asking him to not shout and a whole lot of bullshit that I was just far too annoyed to even pay attention to. I swear the man is Satan’s reincarnate, no doubt about it. He is like the devil’s advocate and I could just slap his damn bloody face sometimes and not feel bad about him. Seriously, I wish he would just disappear from the face of the earth. And believe me, I am not speaking in the heat of the moment. My father is so bleeding dumb that I can just drop dead due to it. Oh dear, I better stop, I can feel my blood pressure rising.
After all the fucked up bitching was done by the asshole cum jerk, we finally arrived at the place whereby we had to line up, wait for the doors to be opened and wait for seats to be salvaged for us to sit in. the whole thing was pathetically planned. I mean who’s ever heard of a beauty pageant or any other performances that has more ticket than seats. It’s just plain retarded.
Burning with rage and fury that burns like the white hot intensity of the sun, I was further annoyed by this bunch of bimbos behind me who probably had the IQ of their waist size. They were literally squealing whenever they saw someone of some sort of celebrity status. Like oh my god Thomas Ong! Oh my god, Bernice Wong (who by the way is fugly) is so thin and tall! Squeals* Squeals* Argh, I could have brandished a blade and stab them so viciously that I’d be doing the world a good deed.
We managed to get seats in the end. My mom and I were occupying the seats of the finalists’ mothers who were going to be on stage with their daughters later in the show. Honestly, I don’t think Carol Cheong should have won. It seems totally unjustified for her to have actually won the award for Miss Beautiful Body. She just has two big breasts that are supposedly proportional to her fat physique. I mean, finalist Jade Seah’s winning of the most photogenic is something that I can understand completely. However, having Carol Cheong being Miss Body Beautiful? I just find it literally impossible to stomach. Speaking of Jade Seah, apparently she was from Tampinese Junior College and is one of the girls who does Starhub advertisements.
At least my brother’s girlfriend managed to make it to the top 10. It is an achievement I suppose, to make it that far because it isn’t that easy to make it to the top 10. There was one point of time when they were reviewing the top 10 for the last time when a small mishap took place. During the interview section, I and perhaps a few others noticed that her fake eyelashes seemed to have fallen off. So when the top 10 were reviewed for the last time, my brother’s girlfriend just rushed out in time to appear in front of the camera. Haha, her impeccable timing was somewhat hilarious, which is probably why you may have heard laughing when you all saw her moving as the camera went pass her.
God help me, school is starting again. Bah, I am suffering from school blues again. Thankfully this would be one of the shorter weeks with Good Friday and Sports day coming up. Let’s see how I hold out.
farcical-rants - 11:30 pm - Sunday, April 09, 2006
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