Inflate My Ego

http://kevan.org/johari?name=xxironicxx
[Help me do! Thanks :)]

--------------------

My teacher once said that I have caustic sarcasm!

Never in my life have I skinny dipped.

The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always make me smile Darren Ho!!!

I like lines because they are so neat.

When I'm nervous I speak incoherently and actually stammer.

The last time I laughed was when I was in Nicole’s car talking about something with her and Darren.

My hair is starting to symbolise a mushroom.

My feet are obese.

Last Christmas passed like any other ordinary day because my folks don’t celebrate the holiday.

When I turn my head left, I see a way out.

When I turn my head right, I see another way out.

When i look down i see my crotch.

The craziest recent event was sleepover at Audrey’s house.

By this time next year I would hopefully slim down and be in a subject combination that I’m happy with.

I have a hard time understanding people.

One time at a family gathering I spilled coke all over my cousin’s bedroom floor and spoiled her Polly pocket palace thingy.

You know i like-like you if I show you the signs. :)

If I won an award, the first person I'd thank is myself?

Triangles are three pointed geometric shapes that bore me.

My ideal breakfast is a Macdonald Big Breakfast with a cup of yogurt, iced Milo and a banana.

If you make me really happy I’d be really grateful because few people can actually do so.

Where do you plan to visit anytime soon the kitchen.

Boys are what men once used to be and are made of hair, snails and toe nails. Haha.

I'd stop my wedding if I realised that the important people who are supposed to be present aren’t there.

The world could do without all those little annoyances whose life purpose seems to be to irritate the living hell out of me. It could also do without socially retarded people and those sickening show-offs who should drown themselves in their shit than show their face in public.

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than sit for End of Year Exams.

Most recent thing you've bought yourself is sushi!

Most recent thing someone else bought you is a pair of Samuel and Kelvin pants.

My least favourite time of day is getting out of bed at 6.15am.

And by the way, please hold on while I finish this quiz and go to sleep.

The last time I was high was styling hair at Audrey's house.

The person whom I last talked to told me to think about some philosophical theory he shared with me.

I shouldn't have spent so much money today and leave myself struggling to feed myself for the rest of the week.

Last night I watched My Best Friends wedding and slept at three.

There's this girl I know who needs my psychiatric help.

There is this guy I know who also needs my psychiatric help.

I'll tell the next person who makes me really happy to go celebrate with me over some buffet or something.

I'm listening to scrubs on channel 5.

I last ate KFC.

My Bedsheet is blue with suns, fishes and stars.

I smell like my clothes softener.

On my table, i have VJC and DHS year book, chemistry 10 year series and PSL handbook from Secondary 2.

My full name is Neo Wei Ler Tristan.

This quiz is showing you how bored I am.

farcical-rants - 11:55 pm - Monday, July 03, 2006

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Comments: Post a Comment
Read about my past

February 2006
March 2006
April 2006
May 2006
June 2006
July 2006
August 2006
September 2006
October 2006
November 2006
December 2006
January 2007
February 2007
March 2007
April 2007
May 2007